When will people get the idea

Location: Mokena

Here is another doozy from Craigslist you may enjoy!!!

 



 

ABOUT YOu

Name___________________________________________________________________ Nickname ______________________________

Social Security No: _______-_____-_________ Home Phone ______________________ Message Phone _______________________

Street Address ___________________________________________ City _______________________ State_____ Zip _____________

Mailing Address _________________________________________ City _______________________ State_____ Zip _____________

If you listed a message phone above, how often do you check for messages? _______________________________________________

Do you have reliable transportation to meet any scheduled shift? _________________________________________________________

Can you read at a 6th grade level? __________ Have you been convicted of a felony? __________ If yes, give details on last page.

Have you ever worked for us before? __________ If so, under what name? ________________________________________________

Do you have any friends or relatives working for us? _________ Who? __________________________________________________

Can you provide proof that you are over 18 years old? _________ …over 21 years old? _________ Are you a smoker? ___________

Do you have a valid driver’s license? ________ Class ______ State ______ License No. ____________________________________

Have you had any accidents or moving violations in the past three years? __________ If yes, please provide details on last page.

Have you ever been bonded? ________ Is there any reason why you could not be bonded? ________ If yes, describe on last page.

Do you have a legal right to work in the U.S.? _________ Can you provide documentation of your legal right to work? ___________

Is there any reason why you could not perform all physical aspects of this job (including the ability to lift up to 50 lbs.)? ___________

If yes, please provide details on last page.

Is additional information concerning change of name necessary to check work or education records? ___________ If yes, explain.

(continue on last page if necessary)

Describe your use of drugs and alcohol: (continue on last page if necessary)

ABOUT THE JOB

For what position are you applying? _____________________________________ Salary Requirement: $__________ per __________

Would you accept another position? ________ If so, which one? ________________________________________________________

Which do you prefer?

 

 

full time work

part time work. If part time, about how many hours per week? _____________________

Which will you accept?

 

 

full time work

part time work

When could you start working for us

 

 

full time? ______________________ When are you NOT

available to work for us full time?

MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN

 

 

morning morning morning morning morning morning

morning

 

 

afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon

afternoon

 

 

evening evening evening evening evening evening

evening

 

 

can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime

can work anytime

When could you start working for us

 

 

part time? ____________________ When are you NOT

available to work for us part time?

MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN

 

 

morning morning morning morning morning morning

morning

 

 

afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon afternoon

afternoon

 

 

evening evening evening evening evening evening

evening

 

 

can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime can work anytime

can work anytime

ABOUT YOUR WORK EXPERIENCE

(PLEASE START WITH YOUR MOST RECENT POSITION) Resume Attached?

 

YES NO

COMPANY ___________________________________________________________ Mo/Yr Hired __________ Mo/Yr Left __________

Job Title ___________________________________ Reason for Leaving ___________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

No. Supervised: Starting _____ Ending _____ Starting Salary: $_________ per _________ Final Salary: $__________ per _________

Supervisor’s Name __________________________________________ Position ___________________ Phone _________________

Superior’s Name ____________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Major Responsibilities and Accomplishments:

COMPANY ___________________________________________________________ Mo/Yr Hired __________ Mo/Yr Left __________

Job Title ___________________________________ Reason for Leaving ___________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

No. Supervised: Starting _____ Ending _____ Starting Salary: $_________ per _________ Final Salary: $__________ per _________

Supervisor’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Superior’s Name ____________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Major Responsibilities and Accomplishments:

MORE ABOUT YOUR WORK EXPERIENCE

COMPANY ___________________________________________________________ Mo/Yr Hired __________ Mo/Yr Left __________

Job Title ___________________________________ Reason for Leaving ___________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

No. Supervised: Starting _____ Ending _____ Starting Salary: $_________ per _________ Final Salary: $__________ per _________

Supervisor’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Superior’s Name ____________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Co-worker’s Name __________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Subordinate’s Name _________________________________________ Position ____________________ Phone _________________

Major Responsibilities and Accomplishments:

ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION

HIGH SCHOOL ____________________________________ City ________________________ State _______ Graduated? ________

No. Yrs. Completed _________ Major ________________________________ Verification Phone (_____)_____________________

COLLEGE ________________________________________ City ________________________ State _______ Degree _____________

No. Yrs. Completed _________ Major ________________________________ Verification Phone (_____)_____________________

GRAD SCHOOL ____________________________________ City ________________________ State _______ Degree ___________

No. Yrs. Completed _________ Major ________________________________ Verification Phone (_____)_____________________

Extracurricular activities:

Other training programs completed:

Professional memberships and certifications:

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Comments

Thanks for the laugh! I used to say that restaurant owners and mgrs were such idiots because anyone could be one, without any formal training. This app says more about the owners/mgrs than about the people they hire.

owner/mgr: “OK let’s list every way we’ve been screwed in the past.”

My favorite thing about modern business (not just H&R) is how they try to use “tools”, such as this app to devine things that used to be recognized by an interviewer who was a good judge of people just by talking to them. The app is supposed to take the place of someone who has REAL mgt skills. Obviously these guys are just another example. At least they put it out front so veteran workers don’t have to waste their time applying.

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