mobster job ads. during the recession

Right but no one wants the fregging job anyway.

Oh my god! It’s scary that you are supposed to avoid getting hurt with the slicer. Obviously he doesn’t plan on supporting you if you do.

If you hurt yourself doing the day to day tasks of the job, you’re an idiot.
When I’ve cut myself, it was because of my stupidity, maybe because I was paying more attention to the cute waitress instead of to what I was doing.
I got what I deserved.
And I sucked it up and dealt with it.
Cut yourself on the slicer?
IDIOT!
I wouldn’t support you either.

Whenever I see those kind of ads I ignored them. When you see them posting two times the same ad. It means no one is really responding.

to M.E.: Only weaklings deny that all accidents are the result of stupidity, and that the injured deserve to bleed while we, stronger and better, point and laugh.
In fact, we should make all jobs more dangerous, so that the weak shall die. Then only a wonderful elite, truly deserving shall remain to man the slicers of the world.

Oops that was actually in response to Just Jim. I having accidentally erred, shall now go suffer as I deserve.