Poster's Story
Title
:
TO Anita Man, from Mike Hunt
Name Of Establishment
:
Mike's Love Hut
Location
:
Manhattan
Story
:
You’re tripping all right. Oh so that’s what you mean by “stick”
thanks for clearing that up. I did once work at a bar that served
draft beer. It was my first job bartending in fact. It was at a
Heavy Metal Club, and the majority of the people that hung out
there were Bikers. They were surprisingly nice people and good
tippers. The easiest crowd and most generous by far I Just popped
the lid off a beer bottle and I received the same tip amount as
if I had mixed a specialty cocktail. If I had to say what my
favorite drink to make is, I would have to say it’s a beer for
that reason. Anita, honey, I know you’ve been following my posts
and that you are a very bright person therefore you know that
where I currently work is an A-list hang out. But I understand
you were trying to put me down by implying that I work at a
working-class pub where they serve draft beer and the costumers
are a bunch of guys that wear plaid shirts, baseball caps
backwards as if they were nine years old and suck down beer while
watching sporting events on multiple screens set about the bar
area after which the go back to Brooklyn, Staten Island or Queens
where they live and beat up their wives and girlfriends. But
everyone knows that in order to work at these kinds of bars you
have to be a classless big-boob, tried but failed to get a job a
Hooters loser high school drop out, gum chewing, speech impaired
dumb ass chick. So you see… your implication fails to hold it’s
ground, because we all know this is a fact of Bar life. I
honestly did not know what Crank was. I thought it was just
another name for Crack. I don’t do drugs and I feel those that do
need help and not judgment. I am sure it’s due to some emotional
suffering. I am surprised that you, being such a compassionate
person and one that understands everything that has to do with
human “kindness” would even make light of the problem of drug
addition. That’s a serious problem that we as a society are faced
with. Is that funny to you? You think Human suffering is
something funny? I don’t stay up all night beating my drum. My
drum is available at any time of day provided the situation calls
for it. Just so that you know I wrote you that little love note
yesterday Saturday, January 7th in the late Afternoon before I
reported to work at 19:00hr. Yes Duality is a real thing. You
should try it. Take a break you don’t have to be a dick every
day. Thank you for wishing me luck on my business venture Anita,
I don’t quite know if you’re being sincere. Let me clarify this
for you since you don’t read very well. IT’S NOT A RESTAURANT
BUSINESS. Did you get that? Listen…Anita. If all you want is to
have sex with me all you have to do is ask. Or are you the type
that likes to use conflict as a form of foreplay? Okay, I am
game… you just let me know when you are ready for the real deal.
Do get a helmet because it’s probably going to be “angry sex” I
will bang your head through the wall, and you will be on your
hands in knees. I hope you have long hair too I am going to want
to pull it. No matter what sweetheart, you can count on me to be
behind you. Nothing but love for you Anita, Cordially yours, Mike
Hunt.
Response
Story
:
If most of your A-list clientele is "costumers", - and
I know that Sally's closed - perhaps this individual has "issues"
beyond the evident issues. This board used to be reserved
for serious labor info - let's get back to that. Jerk-offs need
not apply.